Sinong nagsabing bored ako?! Sinong nagsabing since Monday pa ako walang ginagawa?! Sinong nagsabing wala pa rin akong magawa?! Sinong nagsabing crush ko si bart?! Hahaha. Tae.

Sobrang wala akong magawa. As in! Shet. Tae. Bakit kasi hindi nagbabackup? Baket? Bakeeeeet?

At baket every week eh naguulam ako ng luncheon meat? Kelan? Kelan ako magsasawa sa luncheon meat at ketchup? Kelan ako lulubayan ng luncheon meat??? Minsan na nga lang ako umuwi sa LB, luncheon meat parin ang ulam!!!

At baket nakakabili ng Havaianas ang mga taong may utang sa akin na 225 pesos? Sana binayaran muna nya ako bako sya bumili ng Havaianas diba??? Two months na yung utang nya! Two months!!! Hindi pa kasama dun ang mga 10 peso coins kinuha nya sa lalagyan ng cotton buds na ginawa kong lalagyan ng coins! Tae!!!

At baket ang tamis ng kape kapag paubos na?

At baket kung kelan ako maganda eh hindi mo ko nakikita? Pag panget ako saka mo ko nakikita. Baket? Baket? Tae! 

At baket ka pinapatawad ng friends mo kahit hindi ka nagsosorry? Bakit ang swerte mo? Bakit hindi mo narerealize na ang swerte swerte mo sa mga kaibigan mo? Bakit hindi mo naisip na wag gaguhin ang kaibigan mo? Bakeeeet? (hindi ko kausap sarili ko)

baket ang liit ng boobs mo? bakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet? (kausap ko sarili ko)

Baket ko pinost yung picture sa taas? Baket? Hahaha. hindi ko alam. Tae.

Baket walang kwenta yung sinusulat ko?

babay!

I had a dream. Is it possible that you don't want to wake up because you're having a good  dream? :) I swear that was how I felt this morning. I really tried not to wake up so I got here at the office, 10 minutes before 11am :)

Here's my dream:

It was around 8pm, I guess, somewhere I don't know. I went to a dance audition (yes, dance!) after work. I did not tell anyone about me joining the audition cos I know they'll laugh at me. Hahaha. I got there alone, and then when I was waiting for my turn, I realized The Dawn was just beside me and then Francis Reyes saw me and said, "uy Ainah, musta? sasayaw ka? diba nagwowork ka? kamusta na kayo ni bart?

(then I forgot what happened)

basta  there's this nice guy pa... i can't remember what his role in my dream was. Wehehe.

I think I don't want my dream to end cos I wanna see myself dance. Bwahahaha.

And why? why? why was The Dawn in my dream? :) Hahaha!

Waiiit.... Billy Crawford was there too! He gave me a hug before my audition. Ahihi. Crush ko si Billy Crawford... kamusta naman yun? Hahaha!

Though I'm busy today, I made sure to find time to do this because it's an honor to be tagged by Timmy Cruz. Here's the list of 15 weird things about me..

1. I like sleeping beside nanay with my hand in her armpit.

2. I get hurt when people call me ‘tanga’ even if it’s just a joke.

3. I almost got kidnapped when I was 6 years old.

4. I was a member of Milo Club and Flying House club :)

5. I’m too lazy to fit the clothes before buying them.

6. Most of my crushes are singkit. (Eto talaga weird! Hahaha)

7. I believe that people who have bilog bilog sweats in their nose are jealous. I started having these bilog bilog sweats when I turned 20 and became a jealous person since then. hahaha 

8. I sometimes feel out of place when I’m with my girlfriends :(

9. I believe I’m gonna die single.

10. I don’t like washing dishes in other people’s sink because I don’t want to use other people’s sponge. Nandidiri ako humawak ng sponge ng ibang tao.

11. I was already 22 when I got inside a hula hoop and hula hooped  for the first time.

12. I want to get sick and be confined in a hospital for a week.

13. My room in our house in LB became a large closet when I moved to Makati. I sleep in the master’s bedroom with nanay and tatay and luis when I go home.

14. I have never cooked corned beef all my life; I was very proud when I learned how to cook sunny side  up egg; I once made a macaroni salad… macaroni salad as in macaroni, mayonnaise and chicken lang, hahahaha!

15. I have mastered the art of starving. I’d rather starve than cook something for myself. I’d choose not to eat with my family when I know it’s my turn to wash the dishes so that I won’t be the one to wash them because I did not eat. I don’t eat when I feel lazy to buy food.


I'll tag Jiggy, Plong, Kavie, Jana and Golda. (Not that I don't know you guys, but you're my only friends who have online journal. Hahaha)

You know the Colgate toothpaste with the cooling crystals thingie? I don't know if it's just me or there's something there that i don't know. I find myself separating a number of cooling crystals from the gel and have them melt in my tongue one by one. Seriously, what's wrong with me?

1. 
People gets so plastic and sweet when borrowing money. You know when they become plain? When they already have your money. They act as if wishing you will forget they owe you. Won't even make any effort to assure you they are planning to pay you back. To think they give all their effort and reasons and lies and chuchus just to make us pity them. But it's not sympathy they need. They need cash. We should learn to lend our money only to those who know the concept of borrowing money. And those na hindi na kelangan tanungin kung kelan nila balak magbayad.

P.S. I am not madamot. 

2.
People gets annoying when they are annoyed of something. They rant about this and that not knowing their ranting is just as annoying as what's infuriating them. Them = tweetums people.

P.S. Maarte ako pero hindi kasing arte nila.

3.
People gets mad when you did something wrong. They even get madder at you when they did something wrong. Even madder when you tell them they are wrong. Even madder madder when you argue that they are wrong. Even madder madder madder when they realize they are really wrong. I can't describe how mad they are. They are mad. Really mad.

P.S. He's a relative. hehehe. Is it in the genes? :)

4. 
People gets moody when they think they are moody. They find reason why their moodiness should be excused and accepted. Even annoying when they act as if you're the reason of their mood swings. I don't know if they just want us to please them or treat them like a higher being and always have our heads down when talking to them. I am not to adjust to annoying moody people. Nek nek nila. Pare pareho lang tayong hindi nakukuha ang gusto natin.

P.S. moody ba ako?

5. 
People gets very good in telling you something not straight to the point when they don't want to look bad in the end. They know how to deprive you of your chance to make angal about this and that. They can even tell you what kind of person you are without exactly telling what you really are.

P.S. annoying sila pero i love them!

6.
People gets sweet when they are guilty of something. Something = anything

P.S. annoying sila and i'm one of them. :)

okay im bored. si boss, made me report to office yesterday and today to do something i could still do next week. im not procrastinating though i'm a great follower of procrastination. my work load is light, i can squeeze my two-week workload in a week. he's too madamot he made me spend the 27th and 28th of december in the office. :( while he was away this whole week! hmmmp!  yan tuloy, i wore jeans to office. the receptionist was really looking at me when i got here yesterday. nangengelam, hindi naman siya hr para tingnan ako ng ganun. tse! pakirawraw.

i had a very normal christmas. nothing special as usual. single as usuaaaal asukaaaal. hehehe. did not send christmas greetings to anyone due to a reason that only bart knows. ngahahaha. tae. i went christmas shopping alone last thursday and guess what, after an hour of hailing a cab to take me to my flat i decided to take the bus to lb instead. hehehe. (at walang coherence ang mga sinusulat ko). 

December beach! Yey! Bought an orange polka dots bikini from Seventeen. Yeeeey. Define owrange!

Yes naman. A variation of typical Friendster picture. (the usual indian-sit-in-the-sand-beach-with-your-back-on-the-picture-pose) Hahaha. Get the picture? Hehe. I did not post this picture at Friendster though :p Haha!